09/01/2026
This is not even a satire
This is yet another piece of evidence for me that we live in a computer simulation — because this level of absurdity is unfathomable on the same timeline where humans are creating superintelligence
Re:
https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/2094545803796766993?s=46
The Babylon Bee: Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay